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Danielle
Padula (Abroad)
MAJOR:
Creative Writing
HOMETOWN:
Southbury, CT
Favorite
Crayon:
Macaroni and Cheese (1993-Present)
The Dischords adopted Danielle in the Fall of 2008, and were very
sure to purchase the ten-year, ten-thousand-mile warranty.
Unfortunately, in early October, during Dischords Bonding Night, Audrey
accidentally on purpose removed the tag that says “do not remove,” which is ok,
because everyone likes Danielle anyway, and wants to keep her. Of
all the Dischords, she is the most gangsta, but no one has told her yet, for
fear that it will go to her head. Danielle enjoys imparting
wisdom under her breath and going to bed early. You gotta
problem with that?

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